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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 06:43

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why do Trumpers and MAGA Republicans care who is trans and who is gay ECT? If they didn't have a personal interest in transgenderism it shouldn't matter so much then, right?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.